Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 5)
Luke: Thank you for not being related to me.
Lorelai: [snickers]
Luke: That came out wrong.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Lorelai: Sookie, first thing we agreed on opening the inn?
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Keep Kirk away from business?!!!
Rory: I have never seen Grandma so singularly obsessed about a piece of clothing.
Lorelai: Not since I wore my "Gas, Grass, Or Ass — No One Rides For Free" T-shirt to the Junior League spring tea.
Emily: Oh, my God. Will you look at this?
Rory: Bright.
Lorelai: And tasteful.
Emily: It's a vest.
Rory: Grandpa has lots of vests.
Emily: It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest.
Lorelai: So?
Emily: So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me.
Rory: Grandma, it's just a vest.
Lorelai: Yeah Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that.
Emily: Name one.
Lorelai: Okay, I'm at a loss.
Emily: This is insane.
Luke: You cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Do you like my hair like this?
Luke: Yes.... and you cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Wow, sleeping with you is getting me nothing.
Lorelai: Is this like a Mafia thing?
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
Luke: No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?
Lorelai: [wicked grin] Extremely.
Luke: Thought so.
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
Lorelai: Oh my God. We need to take him upstairs.
Kirk: [still face down] LuLu can't see me like this.
Lorelai: But, Kirk --
Kirk: [hysterical] LuLu can't see me like this!!
Lorelai: Okay, she won't. I promise. Can I take a look?
Kirk: [quickly responds] Okay.
Lorelai: I don't want to take a look.
Luke: Well, I'm not looking.
Rory: So, inviting them to stay in the inn is going to do what?
Lorelai: I'm not inviting them to stay in the inn. I'm inviting them to stay in the bungalow 150 feet away from the inn.
Rory: Diabolical.
Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe you me, I'm fine either way.
Rory: Well, look who died and made you Hayley Mills.
Lorelai: I don't like rabbit.
Emily: How convenient. You're not eating rabbit.
Lorelai: But this is rabbit sauce.
Richard: It is rabbit sauce.
Emily: It is not rabbit sauce. Do not tell her that it's rabbit sauce.
Richard: It tastes like rabbit sauce to me.
Emily: That just goes to show how much attention you give to meals that are prepared for you.
Lorelai: If it isn't rabbit, then what is it?
Emily: It's duck.
