Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 6)
Rory: I can't believe you didn't wake me up.
Lorelai: Me and what army?
Rory: I only have so much time off. I don't want to waste it all sleeping till noon.
Lorelai: There was no waking you up. You were completely out of it. We're talking Farrah on "Letterman."
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment.
Tom: I got your doors.
Lorelei: Tom, I'm loving you like a two dollar whore.
Tom: Terriffic I'll tell the wife.
Liz: I see. You want to get married?
Lorelai: Oh, now, Liz. It's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.
Lorelai: There's a horse in the dining room.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Cletus is in the dining room.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: He heard about the terrific continental breakfast? I don't know. I gotta go look into this.
Lorelai: Mrs. Kim, you know why the boys were there? She was trying to be up front with you, and that's good. She could have hid them from you, and she didn't. I've met those boys. They're innocent. As innocent as if she was living with two girls. So think of them that way... as two tall, gawky, caring, sometimes unwashed girls who are watching out for your daughter's safety.
Mrs. Kim: Girls.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Rory: This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Lorelai: Kiss for Mommy.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Lorelai: There are two of them. They're not even easing me into this, those bastards. I give up. I guess I need to start collecting newspapers and magazines, find a blue bathrobe, lose my front teeth.
Rory: Well, obviously, you've got a busy day ahead of you, so I'm gonna let you go.
Lorelai: Yarn balls. I need to find some yarn balls.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: There's a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.
Emily: We're not having dessert.
Rory: We're not?
Emily: I-I'm on a diet.
Richard: Americans are extremely fat.
Lorelai: I think they prefer Ruben-esque.
Rory: I don't think you're fat, grandma.
Emily: [looks at Lorelai] Thank you Lorelai.
Lorelai: [to Rory] Well, she was half right.
