Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 7)
Lorelai: College is loud!
Rory: Yes, it's part of our training. It's right up there with the bad food, the sleep deprivation, and how to hold your own hair while throwing up.
Lorelai: Awww.
Richard: I haven't been in the mood to talk.
Lorelai: Well, we need to.
Richard: I felt like reading.
Lorelai: Why are you doing this, Dad?
Richard: Well, reading is good for you. You learn things.
Rory: Why didn't you just tell them that you guys were dating?
Lorelai: Oh, come on. You know why. We were going to tell them when the time was right. Of course, I had no idea we were dealing with the Carringtons. All we needed was a swimming pool and some ball gowns to really end the evening right.
Rory: This is unbelievable. I leave you people alone for one hour and all hell breaks loose.
Rory: Have you talked to Grandma or Grandpa yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Have you tried to talk to Grandma or Grandpa yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: That's my little Kofi Annan.
Lorelai: Jason's gone.
Rory: Finally had enough of you.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah. It took three hours of my hula-dancing, Small World doll impressions, but I broke him.
Lorelai: A man on a mission.
Jason: That's me.
Rory: Fire!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Nothing. I was just feeling left out.
Lorelai: I'll be in in a minute.
Luke: Who are you talking to?
Lorelai: My other two personalities.
Lorelai: Hello?
Rory: Who is this?
Lorelai: This is Lorelai Gilmore.
Rory: No, this is Lorelai Gilmore.
Lorelai: Ooh. Ghastly.
Rory: So, you have my phone.
Lorelai: Yes, you left it in the kitchen. You know what that means, don't you? You miss Mommy.
Rory: Yes, or that the refrigerator was empty, and I ordered food.
Lorelai: Oh, that makes much more sense.
Kirk: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week.
Lorelai: Look at the dancing toast!
Kirk: Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.
Lorelai: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls. I'm sorry. Are you a fan of the '50s-slash-mid-'60s sitcom heroines?
Lorelai: I don't know. Am I?
Kirk: I think you are.
Rory: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
Lorelai: I know, I know. It's just, it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
Rory: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Lorelai: Exactly!
Rory: Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.