Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 9)
Lorelai: Cold! Cold! Icy feet, stupid frozen tundra house!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: Are you doing like a Mrs. Robinson thing with my mother?
Jason: Yes. I was visiting Richard one day and he stepped out and Emily lit a cigarette and did that triangle thing with her thigh.
Lorelai: Because he's 110!
Rory: Hank's 110?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why would you say that?
Lorelai: Because, that's the age you say when someone is really old.
Rory: I don't.
Lorelai: You want me to call you at Yale in the middle of the night so I can say, "Hey, drive 20 miles to stand in the snow with Mommy"?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: And then we take the "Craziest Mother-Daughter" title from Judy and Liza.
Lorelai: Um, listen, we should talk about what we're gonna do.
Jason: About what?
Lorelai: I mean, you know, what we're gonna, uh, say to people about us.
Jason: Hmm, how about "yahoo."
Lorelai: No, I'm talking about what we're gonna say to my parents about us.
Jason: Oh, well, I thought we'd say that we're having repeated sexual encounters out of wedlock continuously as Catholic schoolchildren are walking by.
Rory: Yes, what about that? This guy's risking everything - his job, his reputation.
Lorelai: Yes, well. . .he'll always have Paris.
Rory: How long have you been waiting with that one?
Lorelai: I just had a feeling the opportunity would present itself eventually.
Rory: Maybe it's a phase. It'll pass.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah, or he will.
Lorelai: Where are you going?
Jason: Just watch my Sno Balls, please.
Lorelai: Not on the first date, mister.
Lorelai: Right, right. Football?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Why does the question "Football?" get a "Lorelai"?
Richard: I like that boy.
Lorelai: Prove it. Drop your pants!
Lorelai: Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties.
Rory: She did not say that.
Lorelai: She did say that.
Rory: It seems a little wrong that Jessica Simpson is alive and well and Roy got eaten by his tiger.
