Lucille Bluth Quotes
Lucille: (to strippers) Any of you boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: I'm not even going to tell you what they thought that meant.
Lucille: No, this was all Buster. He got into Gob's pills.
Michael: The forget-me-nows? Gob!
Gob: I didn't know! I thought he was dating again!
Lucille: I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets BIG toy!
Michael: Did you do this mom? Did you put one of your own sons in a coma so he wouldn't testify?
Lucille: Michael, how dare you! Although the thought did cross my mind.
Lucille: They said we owed them too much money... I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. We've got to make a good impression or we're finished!
Narrator: Now that's a clear cut situation with a promise of comedy. Please, tell your friends about this show.
Buster: Well if you don't want her, you don't want me either. She taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on! Sister's my new mother, mother ... and is it just me or is she getting hotter too?
Lucille: Well why don't you marry her!?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatibility again.
Lucille: I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lucille: Oh, Michael, you're crazy.
Michael: I certainly hope so.
Lucille: I'm trying to seduce him.
Michael: Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Lucille: Me!
Michael: You?
Narrator: Her.
Buster/Surrogate: I had a great time, Gob.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic.
Buster/Surrogate: No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
Gob: Buster? Is that you?
Buster/Surrogate: I like making love to mother!
Lucille: We could have dealt with this earlier, but Michael's been too busy with his "English muffin."
Gob: Typical.
Buster: Delicious.
George, Sr.: Well, yes, it takes a little courage, Michael. I know that's not your strongest suit. You're even scared to ask a girl out on a date.
Michael: Why does everyone think I'm scared of girls?
George, Sr.: 'Cause you're a chicken. You're a chicken. Coo-coo-ca-cha, coo-coo-ca-cha!
Michael: What are you doing?
Lucille: Michael and women? A-coodle-doodle-do, a-coodle-doodle-do.
Lindsay: That's what I was just telling him. Chaw-chi-chaw!!
Michael: Look, I haven't found the right girl, when I do I will ask her out... has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
