Lucille Bluth Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: Oh, how am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old clap trap?
Michael: .......... The cabin! Yes, the... well, that would be difficult too.
Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.
Lucille: They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.
Buster: [As Franklin] I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!
Narrator: And Lucille awoke, half in the bag.
Lucille: What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag?
Lucille: It’s a robot.
Buster: I hate it. I miss Lupe.
Lucille: No, I won’t let you go down that road. I want you to be strong, and you don’t need the comfort of an immigrant in Mother’s old stirrup pants to make you feel that way.
Lindsay: Oh, God. Not that “I’m in love with my mother” dance thing. I’m so glad there wasn’t one of those for daddies and daughters.
Lucille: Of course they have father-daughter dances.
Lindsay: They do? He never took me?
Lucille: It was before we did your nose. Toodaloo.
Lucille: George Michael. Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a can of soup?
Buster: Yes, mother, I did.
[flashback to earlier that day]
Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: [looking at his hook] Can... can it open cans?
Buster: Can what open cans?
Lucille: How the hell are you supposed to dance in here when it’s so hot? I’m so hot!
Buster: [Voice cracking] If you were hot, Mother, we would win!
Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.
Lucille: Oh, you’re high.
Oscar: You can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right.