Lucille Bluth Quotes (Page 6)
George Sr.: Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Lucille: I don't even want to know what that means.
Buster: Good one mom! [spanks Lucille]
Lucille: What the hell was that? A son doesn't spank mother.
Buster: Sorry. I got my Lucille's confused. [spanks Lucille 2]
Lucille 2: What was that?!
Buster: I dunno.. you don't spank mother.
Lucille 2: Well, you can add me to that list.
Buster: Okay. Neither.
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Lucille: Touché.
Jessie: Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. It's very sympathetic.
Lucille: Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews?
Maeby: This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Lucille: Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
Lucille: [to Lindsay] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just... creepy!
Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
Michael: Okay, that's... that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.
Lucille: Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Buster: Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.
Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Michael: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
Michael: It was this morning.
