Lucille Bluth Quotes (Page 7)

Lucille Bluth

Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... we—we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, ‘He will if I get him drunk.' Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... her words.

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Lucille: I'll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

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Michael: Shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings with women that aren't so much ... his mother?
Lucille: He's a beautiful boy... they don't appreciate him. It's his glasses... they make him look like a lizard... plus he's self-conscious.
Michael: Gee, I wonder why.

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Lucille: Buster!
Buster: It's a bird!
Lucille: I know it's a bird. I'm on the phone!
Buster: It walked on my pillow!

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Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.

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Lucille: [re: Gob] Make him feel special.
Michael: But he’s not special, Mother.
Lucille: No. But he loves you. We all love you.

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Michael: I’m sorry, what exactly is this intervention for?
Lucille: We need you to come back and run the business.
Michael: Oh, okay. Well, then, so, technically it’s not really an intervention. It’s a little bit more of an imposition, if you think about it.
Lindsay: Oh, whatever you want to call it.
Michael: I’d love to call it an imposition.

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Lucille: I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

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Lucille: And I’m putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He’s a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
Lucille: He's had business classes.
Buster: Wait... Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

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Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!
Lindsay: Good grief, Mother! Not all homosexuals are flamboy... Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse.
Lucille: I like it better on him.

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