Luke Danes Quotes
Lorelai: You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
Luke: That's cause you're standing next to the boiler.
Lorelai: Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
Lorelai: Whatcha watching?
Luke: Something stupid.
Lorelai: Oh, it's heaven! One quick trip downstairs and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka, but hotter.
Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Lorelai: Slap on a purple top hat and you're close.
Emily: But at some point, you have to face facts, and the facts are that he's moved on. And therefore, I should move on also.
Lorelai: Absolutely, move-on.org
TJ: You're the best you know that? I worship you.
Luke: Right, you should build an altar.
Luke: Thank you for not being related to me.
Lorelai: [snickers]
Luke: That came out wrong.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: You cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Do you like my hair like this?
Luke: Yes.... and you cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Wow, sleeping with you is getting me nothing.
Lorelai: Is this like a Mafia thing?
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
Luke: No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?
Lorelai: [wicked grin] Extremely.
Luke: Thought so.
Kirk: Is Luke here?
Luke: I'm right here, Kirk.
Kirk: Sorry I bit you.
Luke: It's okay, Kirk.
Kirk: This place is small. I always pictured you in a bigger place.
Luke: Do me a favor and don't picture me in any place, okay, Kirk?
Kirk: You have nice windows, though. I don't have windows. My room at my mom's house used to be a bomb shelter. It's very cold but great for racquetball.
