Luke Danes Quotes (Page 2)
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment.
Luke: What is wrong with this shoe polish?
Jess: Pontius Pilate was alive when you bought it?
Luke: Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look?
Carrie: I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see.
Man on Cassette: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
Luke: I am listening to this tape.
Man on Cassette: I feel hopeful because...
Luke: This tape must end eventually.
Man on Cassette: I feel helpless because...
Luke: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.
Man on Cassette: Love!
Luke: Jeez!
Man on Cassette: You want it? You can have it. And not compromised, stifling, soul-killing love, but open, honest, life-affirming love. But how do you get it? How do you get this love?
Luke: If I knew that, what the hell would I need you for?
Man on Cassette: It's going to take work. It's going to take introspection.
Lorelai: I'll be in in a minute.
Luke: Who are you talking to?
Lorelai: My other two personalities.
Luke: (on Lorelai’s machine) Hey, it’s Luke. I’m sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if when you get this message if you could come pick me up, ’cause I need a ride. I’m in Lichtfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It’s a big white building, you’ll recognize it by the police sign outside, ’cause oh hell, I’m in jail. Okay there I said it. It’s a long story, I’ll tell you when you get here. Thanks, if you come. Oh, one more thing I need to borrow a little money, 300 bucks, it’s just a loan, oh hell, it’s for my bail.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Luke: He's a grown man with and etch-a-sketch.
Jess: Well shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!
Luke: Got a handful of Barbie...
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: I'm sorry, are you drunk?
Luke: I am not drunk. I do not get drunk. I had some beer. Beers. More than one. A few. And then I came here and I climbed your tree.
Lorelai: Well, good thinking.
Luke: And then I fell out of your tree.
Lorelai: Hmm. Sit down.
Luke: I landed flat on my back. I felt like Kirk.
