Luke Danes Quotes (Page 4)
Lorelai: Since when are you scared of Rory? 'Cause seriously, Luke, I think you can take her.
Luke: I just need to tell you something. Can she hear us?
Lorelai: Through the walls? No, I put some kryptonite in her waffles. We're good.
Sookie: Got any plates that aren't cracked?
Luke: You're the one that's cracked.
Sookie: Nice thing to say to a pregnant woman.
Luke: You're pregnant?
Lorelai: Could you be any farther behind?
Luke: When you date a girl like Rory, you’re involved with her whole family. Just like that last girl you dated, you were involved with her whole petri dish.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Lorelai: Hey, got any good stories?
Luke: Nope, sorry.
Lorelai: Ah, nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle? Best friend with a funny name?
Luke: Jeff Smith?
Lorelai: Skeletons in the family closet? War wounds? Funny shaped scars?
Luke: It really throws you off when Rory’s late, doesn’t it?
Luke: Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess: Thanks for what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen.
Jess: What do you think is gonna happen?
Luke: You know what I think is gonna happen.
Jess: No, I don’t. Tell me. Tell me what I’m gonna do to her.
Luke: You’re not gonna do anything to her because when you’re at her place, there’s Lorelai, and when you’re here, there’s me, and when you’re out there, there’s Taylor.
Jess: Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Luke: Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I’ll get worried. Until then, do your homework.
Luke: What’s the matter, Kirk?
Kirk: My trophy’s gone.
Luke: What?
Kirk: Someone took her.
Luke: Kirk.
Kirk: The last time I remember seeing her, she was next to me at the movies.
Luke: Stop calling it she.
Kirk: I retraced my steps all day and nothing. I suspect foul play.
Luke: Foul play?
Kirk: Kidnapping, possibly.
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Out back in the dumpster.
Jess: Hi.
Rory: Hey.
Jess: Hi.
Lorelai: Hi.
Jess: Hi.
Luke: Hi.
Rory: I have to get to school.
Jess: Yeah, me too.
Rory: Bye
Jess: Bye. Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Luke: Bye.
[Jess and Rory leave]
Luke: What the hell was that?
Lorelai: That was episode one of "Rory and Jess: The Early Years."
Lorelai: Oh. Four years in a row, I have come this close to winning. Last year, I swear to God, I had it!
Luke: I know the story.
Lorelai: It was hour twenty-three.
Luke: I know the story.
