Luke Danes Quotes (Page 5)
Babette: You get dumped on, Taylor?
Taylor: It's not just me.
Luke: If anybody has a picture of Taylor being dumped on. I'll pay top dollar.
Kirk: I'll check the Internet.
Luke: He paid you for it, right?
Gypsy: Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
Luke: And he paid cash?
Gypsy: Mostly twenties.
Luke: Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman or someone?
Gypsy: Looked real to me.
Luke: Well, when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?
Gypsy: No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
Luke: Really?
Gypsy: No.
Luke: Good.
Gypsy: Guys are stupid.
Luke: Hey, wait now. You're talking crazy talk trying to confuse me now, aren't you?
Lorelai: Aren't you!
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Who?
Luke: Stop it!
Lorelai: Bye!
Lorelai: Sing Margaritaville.
Luke: No.
Jess: That attitude's gonna lose you that toy.
Luke: Stay outta this.
Mr. Merten: Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Luke: Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
Lorelai: Face it, Luke. People like you.
Luke: Shut up.
Lorelai: And with charm like that, how could they resist?
Luke: I can’t relax. I can’t sleep. I’m having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face and secure it around my head with packing tape and I’m just lying there choking while you’re sitting in the corner laughing, putting gel in your hair with a switchblade!
Jess: Should I be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now?
Luke: Ow!
Lorelai: Luke, are you okay?
Luke: Stupid box! Stupid lamp!
Lorelai: Hey Luke, are you being attacked by your possessions again?
Luke: So what do we do now?
Lorelai: I guess we eat.
Luke: This?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: First I have to buy it, then I have to eat it?
Lorelai: Hey, the basket of botulism does come with my company.
Luke: Why don't you just buy your own basket?
Lorelai: Because that would be pathetic.
Luke: And chasing me around my diner begging me to buy your basket isn't pathetic?
Lorelai: Also pathetic. But that is a pathetic I can live with, whereas that pathetic is a truly pathetic pathetic, and only you can save me from the double pathetic! Please!
