Luke Danes Quotes (Page 7)
Luke: Wanna help unload?
Lorelai: Can I play with the fun cutter thing?
Luke: Not if you call it the fun cutter thing.
Lorelai: (after cutting the tape off a box) Ha! Fun!
Luke: No, I believe you. If you say there's no reason for the mood, then there's no reason for the mood. You're simply nuts.
Lorelai: Or bipolar. That's very big nowadays.
Taylor: This festival is commemorating the founding of our town, young lady.
Lorelai: I know Taylor. I'm sorry.
Luke: She's bipolar.
Miss Patty: Really? But you're so young...
Luke: You abandoned your hamster?
Lorelai: Look, I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster. This was like a "Damien" hamster with little beady eyes and a big forked tail and a cape with a hood and... bye bye buttercup. Bye, Luke.
Rory: You did the right thing.
Lorelai: Uh, I want a pet.
Emily: So what exactly is going on between the two of you?
Luke: Nothing. Really. We're friends, that's it.
Emily: You're idiots, the both of you.
Luke: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, charming. Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Luke: Twelve guys stood in a row all night, waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should have been wearing prom dresses.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daugther's heart — and mouth — and for that, he must die!
Luke: You can't kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day — you'll bring down the town.
Taylor: You have been living here for years, young man. It's time you become one of us.
Luke: Sorry, I guess my pod's defective.
Rory: Mom's famous for her blowouts.
Lorelai: The best one was her eighth birthday.
Rory: Oh yeah, that was good.
Lorelai: The cops shut us down.
Luke: The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party?
Rory: And arrested the clown.