Lynette Scavo Quotes
Lynette: "Yep. Go ahead, say it. I know you want to."
Tom: "This is all your fault. You should've listened to me."
Lynette: "I know. But be fair. There is no way I could've anticipated this."
Tom: "You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose, then you're surprised to see the torch-wielding villagers?"
Susan: "What are you saying? You think Mike is guilty?"
Lynette: Hey, why don't we start that girl talk?"
Gabrielle: "I'll get the ball rolling. Anybody have a yeast infection?"
Bree: "They found Monique's blood on the wrench that Mike was trying to dispose of. I mean, that hardly screams innocence."
Susan: "Her teeth were pulled. You don't think that's worth telling the cops she was messing around with a dentist?"
Cop: "Here's what's odd...if your neighbor had something to hide, why'd he invite you in to see all of his stuff?"
Lynette: "He wasn't technically home when I went inside."
Cop: "So you broke in?"
Lynette: "The door was open...I was bringing him a cake."
Cop: "A cake?"
Lynette: "It was a thank you cake. He sort of saved my life."
Tom: "She didn't know that he was a pedophile when she baked the actual cake."
Parker: "What if the crazy lady comes back?"
Tom: "She won't."
Parker: "How do you know?"
Tom: "Well, because she's... up in heaven with auntie Nora."
Lynette: "Or wherever."
Twin: "Mommy, were you shot?"
Lynette: "Shot? Where did you hear that?"
Twin: "Jordan Blackwelder."
Tom: "That's the same little creep who tried to ruin Santa Claus!"
Tom: "So what did Ed say? When do you have to go back to work?"
Lynette: "He said take as much time as I want with pay."
Tom: "You should get gunned down more often."
Lynette: "I'm gonna make you a cake."
Art: "A cake?"
Lynette: "Yeah. I never make cakes. This is huge."
Art: "In that case, thanks."
Susan: "Hey, is that the new neighbor?"
Gabrielle: "Oh, he's cute!"
Lynette: "Edie said he's a bachelor..."
Gabrielle: "Keep talking."
Lynette: "...who lives with his invalid sister."
Gabrielle: "You can stop now."
Susan: "Should we go introduce ourselves?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah, let's give him the scoop on the neighborhood."
Lynette: "Do you think he knows Mary Alice shot herself in his living room?"
Susan: "Then again, he probably wants some time to unpack."
Tom: "I never thought you'd want a fifth kid."
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four, and they're starting to grow on me."
Susan: "So where were we?"
Lynette: "You were trying to figure out how to kill Edie without doing time."
Susan: "Oh, right. Oh, I wish Paul Young was still around. He'd know what to do."
