Lynette Scavo Quotes (Page 5)
Tom: "I'm telling you, these women want me."
Lynette: "Oh, yeah."
Tom: "They see the rippling muscles underneath this t-shirt..."
Lynette: "Good night, Tom."
Tom: "They cannot resist me."
Lynette: "Shut up and go to sleep."
Gabrielle: "You know, we were just having fun, entertaining the crowd."
Lynette: "Oh, sure, but maybe next time you could try juggling instead."
Lynette: "So, he poisoned Rex?"
Gabrielle: "Sweet, little George Williams."
Bree: "Well, it turns out he wasn't so sweet after all. Anyway, uh, there's a chance that some of this may wind up in the paper, so I wanted you to hear it from me first."
Susan: "Bree, I'm so sorry."
Lynette: "Yeah, like you haven't been through enough."
Gabrielle: "God, and he's our pharmacist. It's enough to turn you holistic."
Gabrielle: "Everyone needs a strong male role model."
Edie: "No, they don't. I grew up without a father and it didn't affect me one bit."
Lynette: "Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity?"
Edie: "Point well taken."
Stu: "Hot muffins! Any takers?"
Lynette: "No, Stu! These people don't deserve muffins."
Lynette: "Nina, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse. Frankly, you owe us an apology."
Nina: "Is, is this true? I mean, I would be mortified if I thought that I hurt any of you. If anybody feels like I owe them an apology, please speak up. You? You? You? Gee, Lynette, I guess you were mistaken. All right, let's recap, shall we? Stinky pitch, working late, no apologies."
Tom: "Why aren't they running away?"
Lynette: "Well…"
Tom: "This is not the time to be smug. Clearly our sons are idiots."
Mrs. McClusky: "Oh, the neighborhood watch is a joke. When was the last time any of you went on patrol, huh? Now, I put security lights on my house. I say it's time that we hire professional security."
Lynette: "Well, that sounds expensive."
Mrs. McClusky: "Could you really put a price on your kids' safety? Well, you probably could."
Tom: "It is a suit. Why are you so obsessed with it?"
Lynette: "You can't explain obsession, Tom. It just is."
Lynette: "I'll tutor Parker myself."
Tom: "Honey, that'd be great. You also gonna take up home dentistry?"