Lynette Scavo Quotes (Page 6)
Nina: "Come on, Lynette, just one quick little drink. I was actually starting to think that you and I were becoming pals."
Lynette: "Pals? ‘Cause sometimes it’s hard to tell. You know I wasn’t feeling the love today when you mocked my campaign in front of the clients."
Nina: "That was just putting on a show for work. In the future, always assume that I am winking, inside."
Lynette: "It’s a gimlet. You’ll love it."
Nina: "What exactly is your plan here? To get me all liquored up so I’d buy the revised pitch?"
Lynette: "Don’t be ridiculous. Could we get a trough of these please?"
Tom: "Hey, what’s wrong?"
Lynette: "Because of me, my son’s imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck. I am the worst person in the world."
Tom: "Honey, he is gonna get over this in no time. Trust me. And one day, when he is all grown up, you and Parker are gonna laugh hysterically about this."
Lynette: "You really think so? Really?"
Tom: "I promise."
Tom: "How about hugs?"
Lynette: "Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. read about in one of those family magazines that kids are supposed to get, like, ten hugs a day. It makes them feel more secure. I say pile on the hugs."
Lynette: "That’ll fix everything? Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. Come here. Come here. Hi."
Lynette: "Hi."
Tom: "It’s working, isn’t it?"
Lynette: "Shut up."
Tom: "Wow, I don't want to rain on your parade, but he just totally manipulated you."
Lynette: "Well, hey, when a kid's that good, you gotta give him his due."
Parker: "I thought mommy was taking me."
Lynette: "Yeah, well, honey, I have to work. Mommy's boss is a mean, mean lady and if I miss work, I'll lose my job and then we won't have any money to buy food."
Lynette: "Hey. Little guy. I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about what happened with the shovel. Neither one of us saw that coming. I know it's not much consolation, but you really helped my marriage. That's a lot for a little rat to accomplish in one lifetime. Well, it's getting late, so, hats off to ya!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Bree: "Give me your tie."
Tom: "What?"
Bree: "Give me your tie!"
Lynette: "Give it to her! Give it to her!"
Lynette: "I love you, I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands, I swear I will cut them off."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Lynette: "Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that. Borrow a decent scarf from Bree, buy a lipstick I don't hate."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007