Lynette Scavo Quotes (Page 7)
Tom: "It seems like you're not going to be happy until you drive me out of this marriage just to prove yourself right ... You know what, forget I said that."
Lynette: "It's too late."
Tom: "Well, then just consider it something husbands say to their wives."
Edie: "When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in. I make her my best friend."
Lynette: "I thought you said you didn't have any female friends."
Edie: "I don't. And I've never felt threatened by another woman, either.
Lynette: "Hi. My babysitter canceled."
Bree: "I've got millions of errands to run so...."
Lynette: "Please hear me out. This is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours. There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on."
Bree: "If it were any other day."
Lynette: "Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, I'm wearing panty hose."
Tom: "Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then..."
Lynette: "We're screwed."
Tom: "Exactly."
Lynette: "I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex."
Gabrielle: "Obviously someone who is not getting it at home."
Bree: "Ah, what just happened?"
Lynette: "The stakes were raised."
Bree: "Yes, yes they were. I fold."
Edie: "I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update."
Lynette: "Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. That being said, Edie, please continue."
Lynette: "Do you know what psychological warfare is?"
Porter: "No.."
Lynette: "Too bad for you."
Lynette: "Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years."
Mrs. McCluskey: "No offense, but you should be sterilized."
Edie: "Crap! Crap! Crap! I'm telling you, all of the good dresses are taken. Well, what the hell am I supposed to wear?"
Lynette: "Well, Mrs. Huber never showed up. Why don't you wear this one?"
Edie: "This is an old lady dress. You won't even be able to see my body."
Lynette: "That is so like you, Edie. You're always thinking of others."
Lynette: (doorbell rings) "Go to hell. (doorbell rings 3 times) Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007
