Lynette Scavo Quotes (Page 8)
Lynette: "Next Spring, we're going to do 'Bambi' and his mother is going to take a slug to the heart... and you're gonna like it!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Lynette: "Did you bat your eyes? You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes."
Susan: "Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down."
Lynette: "You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are."
Bree: "So you want me to lie?"
Lynette: "I thought that was understood."
Susan: "How could we have all forgotten about this?"
Lynette: "We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies, that party is off."
Bree: "Lynette!"
Lynette: "I'm not being flip, I'm just pointing out a reality."
Susan: "Lynette?"
Lynette: "I'm in."
Bree: "I'll make braised lamb shanks."
Lynette: "I'm still in."
Lady: "Listen, it seems to me like you have some anger management issues."
Lynette: "I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely have anger management issues."