Maeby Fünke Quotes
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good... I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.
George Michael: Yeah, uh, I'm gonna, um, you know, I'm gonna stay out here and, um, watch that famous Reno sunset.
Maeby: Isn't it behind you?
George Michael: Yep, there's... there's mirrors... It'll actually look closer.
Michael: Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby.
George Michael: I don't ... no!
Maeby: Uhm... I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael: [to George Michael] Well, this is a good chance for you to rub off on her.
Maeby: George Michael? Are you protesting this?
George Michael: This isn’t the line?
Ann 2.0: Yes, he is protesting it. He even helped me make the signs.
George Michael: Well, only mine and the one that says, “This is a tricky gray area.”
Maeby: And you can bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, well. That's not really her thing. At least not if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original. I like the way they think.
Maeby: Hey, you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once? Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No I uh. why, did we? Uh. I dunno. Uh, I mean...
Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD in his sock drawer.
George Michael: [shutting the drawer] ... kind of, but. Why do you ask?
Maeby: I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of, and I know that when I say “nuts” it makes you giggle...
[College Kid giggles.]
Maeby: ... but do you have any other response to “Here’s a banana with nuts?”
[College Kid whoops loudly]
Maeby: Why are we even going after this idiot demographic?
Maeby: Who’s the hottie?
Michael: This is Ann’s mother.
Maeby: Her? Does she look old enough to play Topher Grace’s mom?
George Michael: Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so...
Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of mass.
Tobias: Hello, young lady. I haven’t seen you in a week.
Maeby: Oh, right. That means Mrs. Featherbottom isn’t here. Which means she didn’t iron my blouse, which means, I don’t have anything to wear for my premiere. The premier. Of Canada. He’s going out with my gym teacher.
