Maeby Fünke Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: So then, he’s more popular than George Michael?
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
Tobias: It’s a little late for talk, Lindsay. I’m a man of action now. You don’t need the calories. [Whispering] This isn’t working.
Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and-and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.
Maeby: Then you should go to him. For as it is written, you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God.
Lindsay: She's right.
Maeby: [Whispering] This isn't working.
Maeby: Wait, you get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Gob: I think I’m responsible for Buster’s hand.
Maeby: Yeah, and I’m responsible for an $80 million movie without an ending.
Gob: Yeah, I know those problems seem big when you’re a kid, Maeby.
Tobias: Oh, a pregnancy test. There’s something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no... we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science and money and just a dash of ... Maeby, how long have you been standing there?
Maeby: I just walked in.
Tobias: [laughs] Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother’s fertile womb.
Maeby: Well, why don’t you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man?
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Maeby: No, I’m just sitting behind someone else’s desk, pretending these are my kids. Can you get Jude Law in here for a meeting?
Tobias: Besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No, um, today is Help-Your-Dad-Follow-His-Dream Day.
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
Lindsay: He thinks I’m cute.
Maeby: He’s 19. He’s a senior at my high school.
Narrator: And had been for several years.