Marc St. James Quotes
Marc: Little glitch. Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole-sized problem. It looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral is already booked for June 16.
Wilhelmina: What?!
Marc: What do you get from St. Patrick's? Bad incense, and a bunch of guilty men in dresses.
Wilhelmina: Fabia?! That little Euro-Wench is getting married?!
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What?! He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh, give that Queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: O.M.G. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
Wilhelmina: He patted my hand!
Marc: Maybe that's foreplay?
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home!
Amanda: I want a career I can be proud of, and a door I can close when I wanna take a nap!
Marc: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him.
Amanda: I know why. Because he's a suck up. And he won't sleep with me.
Marc: Me neither.
Wilhelmina: Higher... I said higher!
Christina: Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!
Marc: Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Wilhelmina: Relax Colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets.
Marc: We shall overcome, girlfriend.
Wilhelmina: You did not just say that.
Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate. No! I coulda died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
Wilhelmina: "Sex on a dirty floor, Daniel Meade, always a class act."
Marc: "So Marc has pleased you?"
Wilhelmina: "Stop talking in the third person, and take your pick from the goody basket."
Wilhelmina: "Boinking the lawyer is just the icing on the cake."
Marc: "Yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Wilhelmina: "Ah, too gay."
