Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 17)
Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 25th, 2007Marge: There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 22nd, 2007Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love... and frighten prowlers.
Bart: And, if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch.
Marge: Alright, children. Let me have those letters. I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
Bart: Oh please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
Marge: Isn't that sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.
Bart: [close up, singing] Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got away, ah!
Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!