Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 2)
Marge: Homer, of all the things you've done — going into space, attending Clown College, joining the navy — I'd never thought you'd join the army.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Marge: Well, if you're through, let's check out that discount book warehouse.
Homer: But we already own a book!
Marge: "Homer! Your butt just gave me a brilliant idea!"
Homer: "Yep, it'll do that."
Marge: You know, I've never met your wife.
Fat Tony: Sadly, my Anna-Maria was whacked by natural causes.
Marge: Oohh, you're a widower.
Fat Tony: I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday
Marge: Ooooh, flowers every week! I wish I was dead.
Marge: Homie, you've been down here for a week. I really think you need...(gasps)...what the Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise?!
Homer: Marge, meet pro football's newest team--the Springfield Meltdowns! Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the Duff Beer Krustyburger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kiwk-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park! So...Homer do good?
Marge (embraces Homer): Homer do great! (kisses) Eh, maybe Homer brush teeth first?
Homer (rolls eyes and groans): Ohh......
Marge: My Husband has forgot our last three Anniversaries, he made a badminton net out of my wedding dress, which he hardly ever uses, and last week, he called out his bowling balls' name during sex!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Marge: Whatever happened to please and thank you?
Homer: I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.
Marge: I'm proud of you, Homer. You have given a chance for everyone to express love in its most purest form—a binding legal contract.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Homer: Who's next? Adam and Steve? Or Madame and Eve?
Marge: Homer, you married every gay couple in town.
Homer: Hey, what can I say? I love love.
Bart: I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn.
Homer: Hmmmm. Where's Lenny and Carl?
Marge: Homer, don't you push them! They have to work it out for themselves.
Bart: Way to go, Dad!
Lisa: The perfect kiss!
Homer: It was pretty delicious.
Marge: It was as satisfying as a million Hallmark cards with all the right-size envelopes.
(Lisa sighs dreamily)
Homer: It felt like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.
(Bart sighs dreamily)