Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Lisa: Mom, Joan didn't really burn at steak, did she?
Marge: [hastly grabs the Book from Homer] No it says right here! Just as the flames were about to engulf Joan, SIr Lancelot rode up on a white horse and saved her. They married and lived in a space ship. [begins eating the book] Easier to chew than that Bambi tape!
Marge: Hello?
Voice on telephone: Marge Simpson?
Marge: Who is this?
Man: I'm an anonymous whistleblower. I was part of a secret program called Operation HOY-VIN MAY-VING!
Marge: Professor Frink?
Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the "hoyvin" or the "maving" or was it the whole "GA-HOW-VING!" thing that I do?
Homer: You went to a sugar factory? Were there Oompa-Loompas?
Marge: There was one in a cage. But he wasn't moving.
Marge: We don't need TV to have family fun. Why don't we play Monopoly?
Lisa: [walking to the closet where the board games are kept]Which version? [flips through different versions] We've got "Star Wars" Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly, Galip-Olopoly Edna Krabappoly ...
Marge: Let's stick to original Monopoly. The game's crazy enough as it is. [holds up one of the playing pieces] How can an iron be a landlord?
Homer: [siting on a floating couch] Well you gotta hand it to those dolphins, they just wanted it more.
Lisa: I kinda wished I hadn't freed their leader and you know, doomed mankind.
Marge: Well I wouldn't say doomed, it's gonna be an adjustment, but- [Krusty's floating corpse floats by the couch] Uuuuugh! [kicks away the corpse]
Marge: Hawaii, here we come!
Lisa: No, no! We're going to Paris, I can feel it!
Bart: Come on, Transylvania!
Homer: No, mon, let's go home to Jamaica! I and I been in Babylon too long.
PA: Attention. Flight 605 to Tokyo is ready for departure, and has four available mega-savers seats.
Marge: Come on, Homer - Japan!
Homer: No, no Japan, Jamaica! I want to pass the dutchie on the left-hand side!
Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power!
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power - You strap yourself in and feel the G's!
Marge: Oh Lord...
Homer: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom! Oh no! I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things! The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way??
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Marge: Homer, Kang is Maggie's father.
Homer: You intergalactic hussy, How could you? (starts crying) Was he better than me?
Marge: How could you spend $4.6 million in a month?
Homer: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge! A stamp!
Homer: [reading Internet for Dummies: Remedial Edition] Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.
Marge: Homer, Bill Gates is here.
Homer: Bill Gates? Billionaire computer nerd Bill Gates? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get out of sight, Marge. I don't want this to look like a two-bit operation.
Bill Gates: Mr. Simpson?
Homer: You don't look so rich.
Bill Gates: Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy.
Homer: [sotto voce] Get a load of the bowl job, Marge.
Bill Gates: Your Internet ad was brought to my attention but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does. So, rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
Homer: [softly] This is it, Marge. I poured my heart and soul into this business and now it's finally paying off. We're rich! Richer than astronauts!
Marge: [softly] Homer, quiet! You'll queer the deal.
Homer: Oh, right. [out loud] I reluctantly accept your proposal.
Bill Gates: Well, everyone always does. Buy him out, boys.
(assistants begin breaking things on Homer's dining table-turned-office)
Homer: Hey, what the hell's going on?
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks. [cackles loudly]