Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 8)
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...
Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that kind of thing with fish!
Roger Myres Jr.: Where are our ideas gonna come from, huh? Her? (Points at Marge)
Marge: Uh, how about...Ghost Mutt?
Homer: (as town crier) Hear ye, hear ye! What's for breakfast?
Marge: Toast.
Homer: I can't understand thee, Marge.
Marge: (sighs) Ye olde toast.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Lisa: Mom, aren't you going to step in and stop this?
Marge: Usually, your father's crackpot schemes fail once he sees something good on TV. But this season...
Marge: (telling a flashback story) It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were all there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: (shivering) Ohhhh, lousy Smarch weather! Brrrrrrrr!
Rev. Lovejoy: We are gathered together to bid farewell to "Blood and Guts" Murphy.
Lisa: No, it was "Bleeding Gums" Murphy!
Rev. Lovejoy: Ew. Anyway, "Bloody Gums" Murphy was quite the sousaphone player...
Lisa: Saxophone! He was a jazz musician! You didn't know him! Nobody knew him, but he was a great man! And I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name of "Bleeding Gums" Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog!
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetary!
Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Marge: What do you do? Follow my husband around?
Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college!
Marge: If only your father were still with us... [pause] ...but he left for work ten minutes ago.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Homer: [planning Lisa's wedding] We can have the reception at Moe's... wait, why not have the whole wedding there! We could do it on a Monday morning! There'll be fewer drunks.
Marge: Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order barring you from helping to plan this wedding.
Homer: [Unoffended, looks over it in a businesslike manner] Well, this all appears to be in order. I'll be in the hammock.
Marge: Remember, in England, an elevator is called a lift, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Marge: (after Bart moons the Australian Government, with "Don't tread on me" written on his behind) Bart, i really appreciate your patriotism, but i wish you would have done something a little more tasteful.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt!