Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 9)
Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein," "Lowenstein."
Dr. Zweig: My name is Zweig.
Marge: (going out the door) (whispering) Lowenstein...
Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself. Well what about me, Marge?
Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth yet.
Homer: You see? You see? I just left my first session and I haven't opened my mouth yet!
Marge: Well, everybody's got a fear of something.
Homer: Not everybody.
Marge: Sock puppets!
Homer: (screams) Where? Where?! (runs off screaming)
Marge: [to Bart] The only thing you should be scared of is that fog that turns people inside out.
Homer: Uh oh, it's sneaking in.
Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed ..[someone hands her a paper; she reads it] Oh, my! It seems the show is so scary that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead they've suggested the 1947 Glenn Ford classic movie, "200 Miles to Oregon". [a clip from the movie shows; The picture shuts off like a television being unplugged. The little white dot remaining at the center expands into a green line which becomes modulated with Bart's voice like an oscilloscope trace]
Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.
Homer: What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice! [laughs] Brrr...hee! Heeee! [changing pitches] Blub blub blub blub blub! Thiiis...iiis my vooice...on teeeveeeee-
Bart: Dad! You're ruining the mood.
Homer: Sorry.
Bart: For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of...The Simpsons Halloween Special.
Homer: (looking at map) North...south...aw, nuts to this! I'm going to take a shortcut.
Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost.
Homer: Trust me, Marge. With today's modern cars, you can't get lost, what with all the silicon chips and such.
[Jackie Bouvier has just revealed that she is marrying Mr. Burns.]
Marge: He's an awful, awful, awful man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
Homer: That's right, Money! Your money's happiness is all that moneys!
Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake!
[The cake reads, "Happy Birthday Magagie."]
Homer: What? It's not Magagie's birthday?
[Homer hits a plastic deer with his car.]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Marge: You promised. You can't back out like when you volunteered for that military experiment to get out of dinner with my sisters.
Military Officer: [in a flashback] Now Mister Simpson, you do realize this medicine could cause hair loss, giddiness and loss of equilibrium.
Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me the serum. [flashback ends] Heh heh heh... It was worth it. [falls over and laughs hysterically]