Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 3)
Ted: Listen, whenever you feel like calling her you come find me first, and I will punch you in the face.
Marshall: You're a good friend, Ted.
Barney: This feud goes so far back, I don't even remember who fired the first shot.
Marshall: You?
Barney: Totally!
Marshall: Executive mischief consultant Marshall Erikson reporting for duty.
Barney: Let’s make that bastard pay.
Marshall: Do you think that we should brush our teeth first?
Barney: Yea, that’s probably a good idea.
Marshall: It'll be cool. I'll tell you what, we'll make a game out of it. First one to stuff a hundred invitations gets a big prize.
Ted: Do I look like I'm four? [pause] All right, what kind of prize are we talkin' about?
Marshall: Aw, they grow up into skanks so fast.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: Baby, The88 don't audition. They're like the Wiggles of wedding bands.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: The88. They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. They were found guilty... on three counts of rocking.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: It is on! It is on like the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Barney: Yeah, she's not a prostitute.
Marshall: What? Why did you say she was?
Barney: It's more fun this way.
Barney: That’s adorable Ted. You’re such a hayseed. The companionship business is the growth industry of the 21st century. You do realize that 1 out of every 8 adult women in America is a prostitute.
Marshall: Dude you just made that up.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshall: Lawyered!
