Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 6)
Marshall: Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs... It's like we're the president.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Lily: On Monday I'm going to have to tell my kindergarten class, who I tell not to run with scissors, how my fiancee ran me through with a broadsword.
Marshall: Technically, it didn't go all the way through.
Lily: I'm sorry, were we having a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?
Marshall: [about Barney] You know, he cooks naked.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Robin: So it was a c**ka-potatoe-mouse?
Marshall: Don't make this sound ridiculous. It's a c**kamouse.
Barney: [chuckling] Marshall ran away from a c**kroach.
Marshall: It was a mouse!
Barney: Sorry, my bad! You're a man!
Lily: Guess what came in the mail today?
Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?
Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
Marshall: [deep voice] Tarzan nipple blue.
Lily: Hey I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. Me beautiful ring. Kinda, makes wear other stuff seems wrong... my shirt. Kinda dont wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. That's right, I'm not wearing any.
Marshall: [stop working and looks at Lily] No underwear?
Lily: Not even slightly.
