Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 2)
Stewie Griffin: Here she is! Brian, I present to you your polished turd for the evening.
Meg Griffin: How do I look, Brian?
Brian Griffin: Ahhhhhhh, you sure do, Meg.
Stewie Griffin: FYI, the carpet matches the drapes. In color and quantity. You ever seen a blacksmith's apron?
Brian Griffin: Oh, I'm sure you'll find someone to go with you.
Meg Griffin: No, I won't! I'm so fat and gross!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Meg Griffin: I should just kill myself!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwww... that's... c'mon...
Meg Griffin: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna kill myself, 'cause no one will go with me! [
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Meg? Stop it. C'mon. Alright, alright Meg, look... what if I... what if I drove you and walked in with you or whatever -
Meg Griffin: Brian, will you go with me?!
Brian Griffin: Are you gonna kill yourself if I don't?
Meg Griffin: Yeah!
Brian Griffin: Well, then my hands are pretty much tied!
Peter Griffin: From now on, I too will be "obstinent".
Meg Griffin: Abstinent.
Peter Griffin: Absent.
Meg Griffin: Abstinent.
Peter Griffin: You're grounded.
Man: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find assault rifles?
Meg Griffin: Aisle Six.
Man: How about a list of known local homosexuals?
Meg Griffin: Aisle Four.
Meg Griffin: I love it! Dad, this is the car!
Peter Griffin: Ah-da-da-hang on a second, Meg. What can you tell me about this one?
Sleazy Salesman: Oh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I "declare war on high prices." Now, about that sedan-
Peter Griffin: Aba-ah-ah-ah hang on there, slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away. Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. Now, I demand you tell me more about this tank!
Peter Griffin: What the hell is this?
Brian Griffin: Well, it looks like an intermission. A chance to stretch the old legs.
Peter Griffin: Aw, man, I peed in this cup for nothing?
Chris Griffin: Oh, Dad, I just kicked over your coke.
Stewie Griffin: I look atrocious. Did you see my ass? Oh, my God!
Meg Griffin: This stinks! I can't believe they cut my whole sex scene. It was so tastefully done!
Lois Griffin: Hey Peter, could you go to the concession stand? I want something to suck on.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity-giggity?
Cleveland Brown: Hey, Quagmire, you think we got time to go outside and burn one?
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, you mean it's not over yet? How long is this thing?
Herbert: Chris, do you have a shower scene? Or do I have to keep dreamin'? Mmmmm...
Brian Griffin: Alright, we're back.
Lois Griffin: [role playing] Oh! Help, Spider-Man! I'm being attacked by the evil rose bush!
Peter Griffin: Oh, I'll save you, Mary Jane!
Meg Griffin: Oh my God!
Chris Griffin: I don't know what they're fighting about, but I think Dad's winning. GO, DAD!
Lois Griffin: Kids, can we have some privacy, please?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, you guys are more annoying than that announcer on those TV commercials.
[cut away]
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Meg: So... is, uh, is this like the part where you guys have your way with me?
Robber #1: What?
Meg: You know, where I'm like helpless, and you guys take turns... you know?
Robber #1: OH, NO! Oh, god! Oh, no, no no no no!
Robber #2: [from another room] What'd she say?
Robber #1: She asked if we were gonna have "our way" with her.
Robber #2: Ewww!
Meg: No seriously, I won't scream or anything.
Meg Griffin: I HATE YOU ALL!
Stewie Griffin: Hey, I hate you too, bitch. Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?
Meg Griffin: Dad! What is it? What's going on? I heard a noise. Is somebody downstairs?
[Peter hits Meg with a baseball bat]
Peter Griffin: Oh, God, Meg, you startled me! I'm sorry.
Meg Griffin: What the hell's your problem, you dumbass?!
