Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 3)
Lois Griffin: Wait a minute, where's Meg?
Brian Griffin: I don't know.
Stewie Griffin: I didn't see her.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, I kinda thought you guys would attend to that.
Lois Griffin: Peter, you got to go back and get her.
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah, right, like I'm going back for Meg.
Lois Griffin: Peter!
Peter Griffin: Lois, damn it, we both agreed, remember? If we could only save two, we leave Meg.
Lois Griffin: I know, but-
Meg Griffin: YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME IN THERE?!
Peter Griffin: Look... She's... Okay, see? It resolved itself.
Peter Griffin: I've steered our family through bigger problems, like when we were cartoon sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show.
[cutaway to a crude, Simpsons-like rendering of the Griffins in the front lawn, standing by a tombstone]
Lois Griffin: Well, that's the end of Puss. He was the best cat anyone ever had.
Peter Griffin: Say, Lois, whaddya say we go downtown and buy a dog?
Brian Griffin: Hey, wait a minute, you already have a dog!
Chris Griffin: So long, Puss.
Meg Griffin: We'll miss you.
Stewie Griffin: It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone, that's for true.
Meg Griffin: I have to tell you something, Adam.
Mayor Adam West: You're an alien, I know.
Meg Griffin: What are you doing here, Brian? Still trying to smear my boss?
Brian Griffin: No, no, no. I actually came to my senses and realized I was out of line. Uh, I'm just here to apologize. [hits Stewie]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, and, uh, [in a dazed and forced voice, to Meg] You're so pretty. You're always pretty.
Meg Griffin: Aw, you guys are so sweet. [kisses Stewie on the cheek]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, well, it's my pleasure.
Meg Griffin: Hey, can you guys hold on a sec? I gotta get this to Helen in accounting. [walks out of the room]
Stewie Griffin: Okay, bye. [vomits in a vase]
Peter Griffin: [hands her a watermelon] Hey, Meg, will you hold this for Daddy?
Meg Griffin: Okay...why?
Peter Griffin: Uh, it's a present. It's a "Thanks for being such a sweetie" watermelon. So, you'll hang onto that?
Meg Griffin: Yeah, sure. This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this, or... [the watermelon explodes all over the living room] AHHHHH! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!
[Meg and Lois are peeping at Tom Brady taking a shower]
Meg Griffin: Mom, let me look!
Lois Griffin: Meg, stop shoving. You wouldn't even know what to do with it.
Meg Griffin: He's closer to my age, you cow!
Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
Lois Griffin: Oh, hi, Stewie. W-we were just leaving.
Stewie Griffin: [takes a look in the hole in the wall] I say, what the Devil is all the fuss about. I don't get it, what's in the.... Bing-bong! Hello!
Mr. Berler: Does everyone have a lab partner?
Sarah: I don't.
Meg Griffin: Me neither.
Sarah: She can be my partner.
Mr. Berler: Sarah, that's very irresponsible. Meg is awful! [walks away]
Sarah: You wanna be my lab partner?
Meg Griffin: Really?
Sarah: Sure, you seem nice. Hey, you want to join my after school club?
Meg Griffin: Sure!
Mr. Berler: Now open your books to page...you know what, look, I'm sorry. Can I just go ahead and show this video of me doing my wife?
Peter Griffin: Alright, listen up, everybody. I have something to tell you. I'm not quite sure how to say this... I 'm fat. Let me give you a minute to absorb that. That's the way it is, it's nobody's fault... Meg. But, I've decided to do something about it.
Meg Griffin: Oh, great. You gonna drop some weight, fat-ass?
Peter Griffin: No, dummy! I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world, by establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People!
Meg Griffin: That's where I go to make out with my boyfriend, Darren.... Mitchelstork. Yep, he's, uh, he's the... chairman... of the... soccer... ball team.
Lois Griffin: Well, all right. Make sure you practice safe sex, Meg! [laughs] You little LIAR!
Lois Griffin: Oh, I wonder how your father's first day of work went.
[Peter drives up to the kitchen window and beeps the car horn]
Meg Griffin: Dad? What the hell are you doing!?
Peter Griffin: Uh, yeah, hey buddy. Uh, I'll have a triple cheeseburger and large fries and uh... do you sell pants?
