Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 4)
Peter Griffin: Aw, Chris, buddy, thank god you're okay!
Chris Griffin: Hi, Dad!
Peter Griffin: Hey, this has been driving me crazy. Who was the chick on Remington Steele?
[Stewie picks up]
Stewie Griffin: Hello?
Chris Griffin: Stephanie Zimbalist?
Stewie Griffin: No, Stewie Griffin. Who's this?
Peter Griffin: Ah, thank you.
Lois Griffin: Chris, what are you doing down there?
Chris Griffin: Relax, Mom, i'm having a great time.
Stewie Griffin: You people knocked me off the modem!
Lois Griffin: When are you coming home?
Peter Griffin: How's the food in South America?
Stewie Griffin: Do the women there have exposed clitterati?
Chris Griffin: I'll be home in a month, after people have forgotten I'm a freshman.
Lois Griffin: Well, please take care of yourself, honey.
[Meg joins conversation]
Meg Griffin: Hey, guys, is everyone on the phone?
Chris Griffin: Oh, I got to go. [hangs up]
Lois Griffin: Something's in the oven. [hangs up]
Peter Griffin: I lost a shoe. [hangs up]
Stewie Griffin: No no, don't leave me on the phone with her!
Meg Griffin: Stewie?
Stewie Griffin: Heeey. How's school?
Meg Griffin: Hi, Stewie.
Stewie Griffin: Listen, I am swamped, but, uh, Mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing and I think it's just great. Hanging up now.
Meg Griffin: Will you guys stop fighting, please?!
Chris Griffin: What's wrong with Meg?
Lois Griffin: Oh, nothing, it's just her time of the month.
Sheep: Not again!
Peter Griffin: I don't need Brian to watch TV with. I got you, Meg. [sees a dog on the TV barking] Hey, hey, what's that? What's that? Is that a dog? Is that another dog on the TV, huh? [points to the dog] You see that? Go get it! Go get it! [taps the TV] What's that? What's that? Who's that? Who's that? Oh! Who's that? Who's there? Is there somebody at the door? Somebody at the door, huh? Somebody at the door? Ah? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you... [babbles]
Meg Griffin: I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!
Lois Griffin: Dinner's almost ready, kids!
Peter Griffin: Wow, Lois, look at you! You're like Britney Spears! Except you're not a fat guy. [doorbell rings]
Lois Griffin: I'll get it!
Meg Griffin: Dad. How could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this? I mean, she's half naked! It makes all women look bad.
Peter Griffin: Meg...who let you back in the house?
Lois Griffin: I'm gonna become a model!
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic Lois, and I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me too!
Meg Griffin: Me too!
Peter Griffin: Oh, oh God, Meg, that's sick! That's your mother!
Meg Griffin: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out! Get out of this house! [punches a hole in the wall] I said NOW!
Meg Griffin: Wow! This looks just like my room at home.
Lois Griffin: Yeah, except for all the trophies and pictures of friends...
Stewie Griffin: Hmm, that's the second most impressive trophy I've ever seen.
[cut to Stewie presenting a Grammy award]
Stewie Griffin: And the Grammy for Album of the Year goes to... Justin Timberlake. [Justin Timberlake walks up, waving to the cheering audience. Stewie hits him with the Grammy, knocking him out] Ha! It actually goes to Nelly... Nelly.
Peter Griffin: Well, then we're fugitives. But at least the family's back together.
Meg Griffin: I wonder where we're going.
Peter Griffin: [slaps Meg] Calm down!
Meg Griffin [to Peter]: Are you out of your mind?! You can't sell me, you fat son of a bitch!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 17th, 2007 Stewie Griffin [from upstairs]: Meg! Meg, I'm hungry! There's a granola bar in the cupboard. I want it! Hey. Hey! What's this? What's going on? Am I talking to myself up there?
Meg Griffin [angrily]: Oh my God, Stewie, just shut up and go to bed!
Stewie Griffin: Do you know what I do, Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep.
Meg Griffin: Finally! Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore. It's Saturday night, I could be out, HAVING A LIFE.
Lois Griffin: Meg, if you don't want to babysit anymore, that's fine. But don't you stand there and lie to me about Meg having a life.
Peter Griffin: Oh, Meg, she torched your ass, man. She torched your ass!
Meg Griffin: Thanks for letting my friends sleep over, Mr. Brown.
Cleveland Brown: No problem, Meg. If y'all get hungry, there's some cottage cheese in the fridge. I'm gonna get me a spoonful now before y'all have at it.
