Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 6)
Peter Griffin: Meg, how could you bring that naked kid into our house?
Meg Griffin: Because I like him! He remembers my name!
Lois Grifffin: So, Meg, did any of the neighbors see Jeff come over?
Meg Griffin: Mom! Come on, Jeff, let's go in the other room.
Lois Griffin: Now, Meg, no need to get all testes... uh, testy! Oh, nuts. I mean, crap!
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Chris, that's enough! Well, I'm sure glad to be out of there!
Peter Griffin: You said it, Lois. What those people are doing just ain't natural.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Did you hear me, young man?
Meg Griffin: I don't know what the big deal was. I thought they were nice.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Meg Griffin: And in the city, glasses are considered really sexy. [croud oohs]
Southern Boy: Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her!
Meg Griffin: I can't believe I have to change schools because of you. This is all your fault, lardo!
Peter Griffin: Me? I had nothing to do with it.
Meg Griffin: No, I meant Chris!
Peter Griffin: Oh. Yeah, Lardo!
Chris Griffin: What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?
Meg Griffin: Oh! Well, my boyfriend, Prince Willam, got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and this wonderful scepter!
Stewie Griffin: She needs to get laid, big time
Lois Griffin: But you can't quit jousting. The big meet is today, and I thought you were...
Peter Griffin: [laughs] Did, did you just say, "big meet"?
Lois Griffin: Oh my God, I did!
Meg Griffin: Has Dad found a permanent job yet?
Lois Griffin: Meg, your father's going through a bit of a career transition. He's just sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right.
[Lois stops the car to see Peter dressed as a female prostitute at a street corner]
Brian Griffin: Well, clearly, it's not that tube top.
Peter Griffin: Hey! Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?
Meg Griffin: Oh. My God.
Lois Griffin: Peter, get in the car!
Peter Griffin: OK, but it will cost you! What do you want, a Cleveland Steamer?
Lois Griffin: I said get in the car. What's a "Cleveland Steamer"?
Brian Griffin: It means that he'll-
Peter Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, be cool, be cool.
Meg Griffin: I just wanna kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts! [blank look from Peter, Lois] I'm allergic to peanuts! [more blank stares] You don't know anything about me! [Meg runs upstairs]
Peter Griffin: Who was that guy?
Meg Griffin: Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced! I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007
