Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 7)
Neil Goldman: And so, because of his rough-and-tumble style of command, Captain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard. Any questions... Meeeeg?
Meg Griffin: No! Leave me alone!
Mr. Berler: Thank you, Neil, for that incredibly irrelevant presentation. We all know that Captain Picard is the superior officer.
Chris Griffin: Go, Dad! Kick her ass!
Meg Griffin: [shoves Chris] Shut up! This is all Dad's fault!
Chris Griffin: I don't like to be touched! [
Meg Griffin: Look. I got a letter from Dad. "Dear Meg, for the first four years of your life, I thought you were a housecat." Dad!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Meg Griffin: I hope he doesn't wait and get you a gift at the last minute again.
[cut to Lois opening her gift]
Lois Griffin: My goodness, a human thumb! [camera pulls out to reveal Peter shaking, holding his bloody hand under his arm] Where did you ever find this?
Peter Griffin: It was on eBay. Oh, God, call an ambulance!
Brian: Hey Doc, what the hell are you doing here?
Doctor: Your family has something to say.
Meg (reading from a piece of paper): Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but -
Doctor : W-Why don't we start with someone more interesting...Peter?
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
Meg: Whoa! Chris have you loot weight? You look wicked skinny! I'm jealous!
Chris: Really? Cause...cause I'm jealous of your mustache!
Meg: I don't have a mustache!!!!!
Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.
Peter: Let's play a game called Takin' the Fall for Daddy. If you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.
Meg: Really? Oh Daddy, now I love you again.
Peter: Oh, you're gonna make some Jewish guy a great wife.
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
