Michael Bluth Quotes
George Michael: I mean, I know it's wrong, you know, but my feelings are real even if it was a mistake.
Michael: Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option. She's a blood relative.
George Michael: I know. I've seen the blood.
Michael: How long has this been going on?
George Michael: I don't know ... 53 weeks... I can't be around her with these feelings anymore, and that's why I'm not going to this party.
Michael: Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids, it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.
George Michael: We can't have kids. What's the matter? What are you saying? It's not even an option really.
Michael: Eventually, you'll want to.
George Michael: Sure, I may want to, you know, now. It doesn't matter. Either way, I won't do anything about it. Come on!
Michael: Hey, are you scared of a monster?
George Michael: Kind of.
Narrator: It was the monster called lust, to which he had recently succumbed.
Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-
Michael: I like hot sailors.
Tobias: Mmmm, me too.
Saddam: You’ve got the wrong guy. The real Saddam has a scar on his head. I’m no scar. I’m o scar.
Michael: Oh my god.
Saddam: Dot com.
Richard Shaw: But, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you out.
Michael: Take us out?
Gob: Oh! I could really go for some Italian.
Hussein lookalike 1: There is an Olive Garden in Mamun.
Hussein lookalike 2: I think he means to shoot you in the head, but please, at least let him look at the air conditioning first.
Buster: Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.
Michael: You speak Arabic?
Buster: La-ach-ha-tem.
Michael: What’s that mean?
Buster: No, I was just clearing my throat, but I think it actually does mean “laundry” but like a child’s laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.
G.O.B.: This is what happens when you steal from Frank’s stable without paying. You want to be her pimp? You got to settle up.
Michael: Pimp? You mean that she’s...
G.O.B.: A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money...
Narrator: And that’s when Michael recognized the voice.
G.O.B.: ... tricks.
Michael: Wait a minute.
G.O.B.: Don’t you do it! Ain’t nobody going to see what Frank look like!
Michael: Franklin is Frank?
Music: Mr. F!
Michael: You're her pimp?
Gob: Of course! But I understand, you didn't know. Maybe we can give him a family discount [winks at Franklin]
Michael: Family discount is right. This is the sister I was talking about.
Gob: Oh! Well. Maybe I should be getting a family discount... Oh my god.
Narrator: And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out.
Michael: [on the phone] Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. [To Lindsay] Nellie has blown them all away.
