Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 11)

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Oscar: God willing, he’ll fail boot camp.
Michael: Well, why wouldn’t he? He already failed day camp.

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Michael: Oscar, please. You can’t go. You got to stay, okay? This is the nicest she’s been since she found out that Rosa could breast-feed Buster.

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Michael: It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.

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Michael: Why make him hide? Why do to him what... Why do to him what Dad used to do to me?
Lindsay: He was so amazing!
Michael: That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was.

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Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?

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Michael: Hey, great! I'm glad you're here. I wasn't sure if you got my message.
Ann: It wasn't a message..we talked.

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George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love “Pop-Pop” tells me you’re not ready.

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Gob: Fleeing the country, you bastard?
Michael: No, I’m still not fleeing, okay? I’m just here to pick up my son’s girlfriend. She ran off the last time we were leaving.
Ann: Actually, I was sitting right there the whole time.
George Michael: Way to plant, Ann.
Michael: George Michael, why don’t you and Plant just wait in the staircar?

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George Michael: So uh, you guys have a good talk?
Michael: Yeah, a great talk, that cousin of yours is a hell of a girl... it's too bad you can't date her.
George Michael: No, I meant... wait, you wouldn't have a problem with that... Nothing!

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Narrator: At no point were Michael and Maeby talking about the same person, and there were only four people in their group.
Maeby: And it’s not a race thing.
Michael: Yeah, whoever gets there first.

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