Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 13)
Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake.
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
Michael: [to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down ol' South America way.
Michael: But it's rock. It should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lotta logic to it. It's kinda like on a boat with women and children first I mean why should they ...
George Michael: Wow. Hey, can I bring Ann?
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann. She's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with.
Michael: I haven't met Ann.
George Michael: Yes you have.
Narrator: Michael had met Ann.
George Michael: You... You let her in. That's... That's her right over there.
Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...
George Michael: Ann.
Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?
Dr. Fishman: It ... it looks like he's dead.
Gob: Oh little guy! The tears aren't comin'! the tears just aren't commin'!
Michael:Just to be clear. Looks like he’s dead, or he IS dead?
Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There's got to be a better way to say that.
Michael: This is not a family, okay? They’re a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. And Aunt Lindsay.
George Michael: [excitedly] She’s not my real aunt!?
Michael: Not her real nose. Got a picture of her when she’s 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon.
Gob: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.
Michael: Hey, Gob, dad's gonna be around another ten years. Your business, well, might not.
Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped ... old big bear!
Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him big bear!
Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!
