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Michael: Gob, do you remember having a sister?
Gob: [looking at Lindsay] Sis-ter... no... not ringing any bells..
Michael: Besides Lindsay, of course.
Gob: Oh, Lindsay!
Michael: You might not be the most reliable source.

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Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.

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Lucille: No, this was all Buster. He got into Gob's pills.
Michael: The forget-me-nows? Gob!
Gob: I didn't know! I thought he was dating again!

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Lucille: I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets BIG toy!
Michael: Did you do this mom? Did you put one of your own sons in a coma so he wouldn't testify?
Lucille: Michael, how dare you! Although the thought did cross my mind.

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Michael: My father may be the worst of us, me too. I threaten people who I don't feel support me. He poisons them.

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Michael: Hey, so what's going on with the fundraiser?
George Sr.: Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO's not gonna want us. What do we do now?
George Sr.: Well, I think it's Showtime. I think we have to put on a show during dinner.

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Buster: Well if you don't want her, you don't want me either. She taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on! Sister's my new mother, mother ... and is it just me or is she getting hotter too?
Lucille: Well why don't you marry her!?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatibility again.

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Tobias: You know Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment, and pull my anal rapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, or the O.C. Disorder.
Michael: Don't call it that.

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Michael: Hey, uh... what's goin' on down there? What are you doing?
Gob: [shoves bread into his pants] Uh... you don't want a hungry dove down your pants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

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Gob: Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?
Michael: Don't call it that.

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