Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 20)
Lindsay: Oh you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. You're the noble one.
Michael: Thank you.
Lindsay: The one who never wins.
Michael: I don't know about that.
Lindsay: The loser. The fool.
GOB: So forgive me if I don't blow my mother's skirt up.
Michael: ... you mean "knock her socks off."
GOB: [pauses] Oh yeah. I could do that.
Michael: I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
Gob: She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" in the form.
Buster: Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you?
Michael: Yeah.
Buster: Because I really like Mom.
Michael: We know.
Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Maeby: We don't have to go, do we?
Michael: Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration ... it's no place for children.
Michael: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
Michael: It was this morning.
Michael: My mother is on her way up here, and she's resistant to the idea of hiring a new attorney. If she even sees you, she probably won't come in the room.
Wayne: I shall duck behind that couch.
Michael: What a pro.
Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... we—we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, ‘He will if I get him drunk.' Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... her words.
Gob: I [bleeped] Kitty!
Michael: Oh, Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
Gob: Oh, I got the information!
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Gob: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.