Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 23)
Michael: I’m sorry, what exactly is this intervention for?
Lucille: We need you to come back and run the business.
Michael: Oh, okay. Well, then, so, technically it’s not really an intervention. It’s a little bit more of an imposition, if you think about it.
Lindsay: Oh, whatever you want to call it.
Michael: I’d love to call it an imposition.
Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Michael: I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.
Buster: Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.
George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah... I don't think that that's true, dad.
George, Sr.: I've got the worst *bleep* -ing attorneys.
Michael: Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate.
Tobias: I haven't packed for that.
Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [Michael points out a bunch of kids staring at Gob] ... Or candy!
Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
Gob: Thank you.
Michael: Oh, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six.
Gob: Why not? Lindsay's been staying at a hotel for a month, and she's probobly charging it to the company!
Michael: Lindsay's been in town for a month?
Gob: ... I don't think so.
Lucille: Look what they've done, Michael. Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
Michael: You can't just... comb that out and re-set it?
