Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 5)
George, Sr.: Are you ready for the bombshell?
Michael: Andy Griffith wasn't the bombshell?
George, Sr.: I'm a patsy. I was set up. By the Brits.
George Michael: It's just... it's about a girl, and you're not gonna like it.
Michael: Is it about Ann?
George Michael: No.
Michael: Then of course I'm gonna like it. I mean I ... I like Ann.
Michael: Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: Oh, how am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old clap trap?
Michael: .......... The cabin! Yes, the... well, that would be difficult too.
Michael: Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby.
George Michael: I don't ... no!
Maeby: Uhm... I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael: [to George Michael] Well, this is a good chance for you to rub off on her.
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car ... the Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Nope. Don't believe it. I'm taking my son to the cabin, and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father.
Oscar: I understand. Your child comes first.
Michael: ... Oh my god you're Oscar.
Oscar: Dot com.
Gob: I can’t. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
Gob: Well, I didn’t lose him, but he’s all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
Gob: That’s the exact kind of joke he would have loved! [sings] You know it's true. Everything I do...
Michael: Please don't do this.
Gob: ... I do it for you!!!
Gob: Great news. Dad wasn’t crushed to death!
Michael: Was there risk of that?
Gob: How about the fact that I made you a thank-you gift last week, about which you haven’t said word one?
Michael: Oh come on, you asked me for $5,000 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.
Gob: Why don’t you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? Which is it this time, Michael?
Michael: Well, definitely neither of those two things...