Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 7)
Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant’s skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Gob: I've figured out how to make money while I'm working!
Michael: That is what we call working.
Michael: So then, he’s more popular than George Michael?
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
Maeby: Wait, you get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Gob: The cow is coming after me.
Michael: Your wife? She was super thin.
Gob: She was? What about her cans? She have big cans?
Michael: You don't remember her at all, do you?
Gob: Hey, it was one night of wild passion!
Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body?
Gob: ... I like to look in the mirror.
George Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting George Michael go on that church thing.
Michael: Well, her name's Ann, and he's not "going on her," they're just friends.
Michael: Buster, you can’t zip-line over there.
Buster: Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother’s Cher jumpsuit. You have to get on your knees to start it.
Michael: This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster.
Michael: Where's your child?
Tobias and Lindsay: We don't have a child, Michael. [laughing]
Lindsay: [long pause] Oh... did you mean Maeby?
Michael: I did mean Maeby.
Gob: I did this. I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood.
Michael: Okay, you’ve got a better case than Mom does.
Michael: Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007
