Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 9)
George Michael: Hey, I thought I heard something earlier. Like a wolf drowning.
Michael: I ... I think that was the house settling. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean ... have you settled on an artist's work to burn yet?
Gob: Smooth, Michael. Like her father's head, arms, legs and ass.
Michael: What are you talking about?
Gob: He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition.
George, Sr.: I tried to drink some of the water, and it was too hot and it tasted like soy sauce. I think the teriyaki chicken burst.
Michael: That’s why people typically don’t cook in these, or install them in attics.
Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille: Prove it.
Gob: So, get this. I took his dress eyebrows.
Narrator: Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless.
Michael: He’s not gonna be happy about that.
Gob: No. Especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.
Lindsay: Why do you think I’m taking Teamocil?
Michael: To curb your sex drive.
Lindsay: That’s right. What team are you talking about?
Narrator: It may also cause short-term memory loss.
Michael: Lindsay, did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.
Lindsay: My foot is bleeding.
Narrator: Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
George Michael: She's going to be so excited. Maybe now I'll get a kiss.
Michael: (kisses him) Okay.
George Michael: ....I ... I meant from Anne.
Michael: I know, I just wanted to get in there first.
George Michael: (silence) .... okay.
Michael: You should be playing the field. There. In right. You know? Plus, I got Aunt Lindsay playing this year. I can’t very well pull her off the roster. Let’s make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: What do you think of when you hear the word Sudden Valley?
George Michael: Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason, I don’t want to eat it.
Michael: Right. But Paradise Gardens...
George Michael: Yeah. Okay, I can... I can see marinating a chicken in that.