Michael Kelso Quotes (Page 5)
Kelso: Wouhouhouhouhou! Oh! Yeah! Your sister wants me! I mean you saw her coming on to me right?...Remember? I said 'Hello Laurie' and Laurie said:
Laurie: Hello Kelso. I'm waiting and I want you baby, to take me now. I need it bad, I need it all night. And Momma loves her baby. I'm completely naked under this and I'm hot for you Kelso!
Kelso: What? You didn't see it?
Fez: [seeing Laurie] Holy Mother!
Kelso: Hello Laurie.
Laurie: Hello Kelso, Hyde.
Fez: Who is the goddess?
Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister.
Hyde: She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a perm in it.
Kelso: So, that's permanent?
