Michael Scott Quotes (Page 10)
Michael: Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a little. Not super crazy, just...just something about him that creeps me out, I can't really explain it. He's always up in my bid-ness, which is ebonics for "being in my face and annoying the bejeezus out of me." I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [To Oscar] I have an idea - rainbow stickers - all over the back window. Shout it from the mountain tops my friend!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Check out the new car...German engineering? How many pesos that set you back?
Oscar: It's a company lease from the settlement...after you kissed me.
Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.
Michael: (in a low voice) Don't you dare.
Michael: Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael : Okay, now going by seniority, Phyllis, our resident senior.
Phyllis : We’re the same age.
Michael: Jan? You complete me.
Jan: ...[Under her breath] Oh god.
Jan: You're wrong for me in every way, but I still find myself wanting to be with you.
Michael: And I, to you, in addition, feel, the same feelings, that you are, as well.
Jan: ....Good, good.
Toby: You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.
Michael: I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.
Michael: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both into trouble. So officially I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I’m going to say. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007