Michael Scott Quotes (Page 12)
Michael: Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy. Who went to prison for...polluting a black guy's lake.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: Sometimes what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: This is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: [To Martin Nash, who is black] Follow me, I will show you where all the slaves work. Uh, not so...
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: [waiting outside the CFO's house with Dwight] What are we still doing here? It's over. Let's go home, get the car. [Dwight gets up and picks up his cell phone] Ohhh, this was such a stupid idea. This was so stupid. [cries] I'm such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody's jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!
Dwight: OH MY GOD!
Michael: What?
Dwight: Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed! Stamford is closed!
Michael: Stamford is closed?! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! [Michael and Dwight celebrate and bump chests] How did we do it?
Dwight: I don't...have no idea.
Toby: Michael, uh, we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.
Michael: You knew about this all along, didn't you?
Toby: Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.
Michael: Traitor. You are a traitor.
Michael: It is an outrage, that’s all. They’re making a huge, huge mistake. Let’s see Josh replace these people. Let’s see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don’t. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. [long pause] Show me that farm.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jan: Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company’s future.
Michael: Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?
