Michael Scott Quotes (Page 14)
Michael: Indians do not eat monkey brains! And if they do... sign me up! Because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. "What is Diwali?" you may ask. Well, to have Kelly explain it, "It's, blah blah blah blah. It's so super, fun, and it's gonna be great!" Lot of gods with unpronouncable names. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: Nice dress, Ryan.
Kelly: It's not a dress, it's a kurtha!
Michael: [laughing] Oh, okay.
Michael: [While eating a pretzel] It tastes so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said. [He and Michael laugh]
Michael: Society teaches us that, having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Pam: Let's see... I had an aunt, that I was really close to; she was this amazing female boxer. Anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how sad I was... when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube, so she could die.
Michael: (Amazed) Wow. If you wanna cry, that's okay.
Michael: There are 5 stages to grief which are...[reading from computer] Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance and right now, out there. They are all denying the fact that they're sad and that's hard and it's making them all angry. And it is my job to get them all the way through to Acceptance and if not Acceptance then Depression...If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: And how big do you want this robot?
Michael: Lifesize.
Dwight: Mmm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.
Michael: He leaves work, he's on his way home. WHAM, his capa is detated from his head!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
