Michael Scott Quotes (Page 16)
Michael: [looking at the hotel bed under a black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.
Michael: It's like with firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 an: You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
Michael: I watch The L Word... Ok? I watch Queer as (Bleep)!
Jan: That's not what it's called.
Michael: Gay porn, straight porn, it's all goooood. I don't particularly get into this, but you know what, I totally see the merit. And actually, it is quite beautiful.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Phyllis: I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
Michael: That's great! Congratulations. That is great and frankly... kinda amazing. See... everybody has a chance.
Michael: I need to know who else is gay. I don't want to offend anyone else.
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah. I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
Michael: The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Jim told me you can buy gaydar online.
Michael: That's ridiculous.
Dwight: Probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.
(pause)
Michael: Let's call him and get the website.
Dwight: Definitely.
Michael: Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant "lame." And now it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos. Homo sapiens.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
