Michael Scott Quotes (Page 19)
Michael: Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the...good times you have when you're in it.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley. [Turns to the camera] "Airplane."
Michael: Rich people like pizza, poor people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza. [pause] Do black people like pizza?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael : Everyone, guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You’re a guy… too. Sort of.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: [after writing a long division problem on the board in the warehouse] Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. Little "Good Will Hunting" situation.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael : This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?
Darryl : My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.
Michael : These guys are down there. They are real men doing real man’s work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works. Oh, I think this is gonna work out great because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job, and I haven’t been there in months.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
