Michael Scott Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: Do I have permission to invite Carol?
Jan: No.... ah, geez Michael...
Michael: I'm sorry, it was just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.
Michael: Oh, lunch party.
Angela: It's supposed to say 'launch!'
Michael: Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
Michael: Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party, with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an anecdote, that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
Jim: Whoops. Is that what Ryan really wanted you to tell us?
Michael: And... today the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website launches.
Michael: Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: We had a foreign exchance student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Ryan: I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way to treated Jan.
Michael: Oh, wow! That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan: Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
Michael: Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Kelly, you're a Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael: Are you sure?
Kelly: No.
Michael: Myth: Three Americans die every year from rabies. Fact: Four Americans die every year die from rabies.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007