Michael Scott Quotes (Page 22)
Creed: I was in an iron lung when I was a teenager.
Michael: How old are you?
Michael: Now on this ship that is the office, what is the sales department? Anyone?
Darryl: How about the sales department is the sails?
Michael: Yes Darryl, the sales department makes sales.
Michael: I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course, you have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course and I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jim: To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. So...
Michael: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. [sighs]
Michael: You know what Brenda, could we have a moment alone?
Brenda: Jan said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no.
Jim: What happened to you?
Michael: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
Dwight: Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.
Michael: Captain Jack's a fart face.
Phyllis: [during Michael's Titanic analogy] Michael, everyone in the engine room drowns.
Michael: Thank you, spoiler alert!
Michael: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you’re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
Michael: Dancing... is... a primitive art-form... used in ancient times to express oneself with... the body! And communicate!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
